The Real American Dream

I'll bet you that the next new thing will be the most amazing boy band.It will consist of Five members:

Horrace E. Poo:
His sexy trait is his florida swampland-thick unibrow.He's the quiet the sensitive type that endorses Abstinence by singing about horrible acts that if he ever did them,he would legally be required to introduce himself to his neighbors

Max E. Pad:
He's the one that stands out because he has dreadlocks and a handlebar mustache.In his spare time he's the lighting manager for "Oprah's Big Give" And really doesn't want to be in the band because he knows that everyone is holding him back.

Bosephus Shadrack:
He's the one that does all of the "rap" parts,where the song breaks down and makes it complete.They're still not sure if he's an official member.Because c'mon,"rap" is totally replaceable.

Collin Flukerhaubensteininwalkeryawginbaum:Not much is known about this guy.He's the "mysterious" one who seems to have the bad boy image all figured out.Wears shades and drive's a jacked up truck that can only emmit bellows of evil dark smoke out of his vehicle that would spell out "I'm going to steal your girlfriend with my singing voice" But no one knows about his dirty little secret playing underground card games such as Majick the Gathering and became Grand High Pumba of the SnorffEnDorff clan and pillaged all of the Dordandins.This caused a big scandal in the world of cool.He is currently being blackmailed by a group of Tandariun Rebels and force to fork over some serious dem-dems before the bounty hunter Zim-Zim Whippy-Fett comes and speaks to his Real Life "Manager" Arlene Flukerhaubensteininwalkeryawginbaum,his mother.

Of course, and then theres the front man that can actually sing

Dante':He's the brains of the lyrics and he wrote their first song entitled "Girl"

Here's how it went:

Girl,you are my girl. Oh girl, You are my girl.Girl. Oh girly girl. You are a girl and you are my girl.Girl.
(this is where the "rap" would kick in)
Bosephus Shadrack: -G- to the -I- to the -R- to the -L- You are my girl that I know so well.Oh girl.Girly.Girly.Girl.

Oh How I do hope they make it!