It would be really great if somehow we could jump back in time and maybe see some of the prototypes of animals that Adam had suggested before God stepped in and said "Adam,I said THAT vegetation is NOT for your lungs:
The Millipede Weiner Dog(can fetch almost anything)
The Baboonifer(a wild monkey with long blond hair)
The Dung-Beetle-Grasshopper(imagine the disease!)
The Web-Spinning Skunk(you can't get away from the scent)
Sea-Bee's(they buzz underwater and make honey in coral)
The Grey Hound-Lizard(can run super fast,but never does)
The Saber-Tooth Hippo(it's mouth is always open)
The Slug(wait,that one got through)
The cowephant(always remembers to forget)
Spores that hatch tiny Russian dolls that eventually birth a tiny Eight-winged dragonfly.(i'd vote for this one)
Baking-Chocolate Mice(they look like they'd taste good.But they don't)
Pool ball kittens(calico vs. tuxedo)
Velcro Chickens(they make horrible pillows)
Leopard Skinned Turtles(less likely to be seen in the desert)
The Girrafant-Eater(dig ant.dig.
The HexSeraphim(may actually exist)
The Babbit-Rat(rabbit,bat,rat)
The Sloth-Eagle(The Sleagle)
Albino Black Bears(can hide anywhere except their habitat.such as a zoo)
Talking Frogs on Cereal Boxes
The Ophamimasaurus(may actually exist)
McGruff(fell through)
The Cabbit(may actually exist,i've seen one.)
The Mongoostapo(evil lunch stealing regime that wants your banana's)
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