Oh The Humanity

Remember that time you said "Hey guys." and some people were interested? And you became so drunk with power that you plotted a hostile takeover.The first step was to try out for some type of singing show where people would vote for you so you could stay on.The second step was to tell all of your newly adoring fans to gather all of the popsicle sticks they could.And then you never got to the third step because you got so excited that you choked on your tongue.That's when you said "Maybe that's not such a good idea"