I AM THE CHOSEN ONE!
PURCHASE MY BOOKS:SECRETS OF THE MARSUPIAL AND THE CHI OF THE P MUNK
I WILL BE AT A BOOK SIGNING IN THE OLD TREE THE KEEBLER ELVE'S USED TO USE.
BY THE TIME YOU FIND THE BODIES I WILL BE ON TO THE NEXT TOWN GRABBING YOUR NUTS AND SELLING BOOKS.
LUCKY YOU I WILL BE SHARING WISDOM AND TID-BITS FROM MY BOOKS HERE AND THERE.
SO STAY ON GUARD AND REMEMBER...
